Put her in a globe room and tell her to find a corner.

 

How does she confuse you?

 

She says she found a corner.

 

A woman dies and goes to heaven. When she gets there, St. Peter syas to go to the second computer screen. She looks at the screen, and sees: "please enter your user name and password." Since she has neither, she attempts to register. The computer syas, "Sorry, this isn't available to you. You're being diverted to our sister page." In a few seconds, a site pops up titled "welcome to www.purgatory.com!"